Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Where to stick a pen1S

Well, I've gotten some strange requests to stick a penis. And I will at some point tell you where but I'd like to reflect on an episode of "Family Guy" where Lois decides to be the high schools Sex Ed Teacher and teaches about not having sex. And eventually the kids at school don't sex but have "ear sex". That was by far the most hilarious episode I've seen yet. But has anyone ever experienced "ear sex" and what exactly does that feel like... lol

Someone asked me to push my boobs together so he could have at it>! strange! All I can think is what the heck am I suppose to gain from this>? Then I thought back to when I was 8 and living in the bronx and a "friend" was telling me about "titty sex" and all I could think is "so thats where it goes.."

Places I've come up with:
Between two feet
Between Boobs
Cant forget hands
Armpits
Between your cheeks.. both of them

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4 comments:

  1. I can honestly say there's nothin wrong with wanting to craftfully cram ones copulatory meat stick in between two monstrous melanin ( or mocha) toned melons. Doing this, however, is too commonplace and run of the mill. Best place? A forehead. If you stand above her ( and position it correctly) you can produce a mr potato head-esque image of her with a "dick nose." not all that sexy, but hilariously entertaining for both parties.

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  2. How about between your toes. As in, if they are nimble, clean and cute. Might give off the appearence of 4 hands which might prove exciting in the longrun.

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  3. lmfao. Im finna follow u. this is funny. But Armpits???? wow.

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