Hanging out in a bar/club...
Women, girls, females, whatever they are called huddle in a circle and chitchat about the men, boys, males whatever in the club, bar. I'm 100% positive that they have already made their list of who they are attracted to, who they will go home with, and who might just get a hand job in the bathroom at the end of the night. Girls always get the pick of the litter (not sure how that saying goes)
Men, dudes, males, bros whatever stand against the wall with the best view of the huddling booty shaking femmes and secretly pick which girl they would like to talk to. I'm 100% positive they DO NOT discuss this with their "buddies". how do i know, b.c they all hit on you until you choose which one you want... just like picking out a puppy at the pet store. They never say things like "bros i'm calling that one" or make their mark. well i guess its better than peeing on us. anyway, so they are standing around. this dates back to ancient 5th grade times when the boys stand against the walls and girls dance in a circle with each other. They stare and stare and the first girl that pays attention to them, thats automatically the one that is going to get their leg humped. so they make their move.
if the guy is on his way over to talk to her, 1 of 2 things might happen. 1: she smiles and/or giggles at him which is a signal that its ok to talk to her. or 2: she rolls her eyes at him and tells her friends that he is a pervert for staring....
LAMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (thats my LMAO) I get a kick out of watching this, its so freaking funny. geez these poor dudes, damn these women!
Lets talk about the first option. so she giggles and invites you over, you've only made it half way. dudes can still blow it. AND AND AND usually they blow it within the first 2 minutes anyway. how do i know? well who the hell cares. normally a femme will go through at least 2 guys before finding the "right" one or "right one for that night" lol..hahhahhahaha damn i'm evil. within the first 2 minutes of your impression, they have already made up their mind whether they will sleep with you, or just give you a hand job in the bathroom because you bought them a drink....
dont screw it up.
am i right or am i right?
Great post...though Im sure I didnt get the intended message. I sort of see it as proof that we need to reverse this trend and pick which girl we want. I'm not above peeing on a leg.
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