What does a dirty sanchez and a rusty trombone have in common?

Apparently this week is funny names week

A dirty sanchez and a rusty trombone both involve a bum hole.

Dirty Sanchez: When someone "takes a dump (where? I dont know), takes their index finger, wipes, and streaks it across under someone's nose??? or their nose?

Rusty Trombone: When someone is licking a bum hole and doing a reach around for some play time!!!

9/13/10

Dutch Rutter/Rudder: When a man is holding his junk and the other person (dude or not..lol) jerks him off without physically touching his junk. ahhhhhhhhhh

What is a reach around???

As I was sitting at my desk, hard at work, a co-worker dropped by and proceeded to tell me a story about doing pain in the butt work for another and could not even get a reach around. Completely surprised, I asked what a reach around was and he said...

When you're getting it from behind and someone is reaching around you to strum the guitar...oh LA LA